WEBSITE ROAST
vercel.com website review
First screen on desktop and phone, checked October 5, 2026.
FIRST IMPRESSION
Needs work 🔧0/100
First look at this site
THE ROAST
“The hero gives a giant triangle more screen time than it gives you reasons to deploy anything.”
3 fixes. Zero fluff.
- 1
Explain the product immediately.
“Agentic Infrastructure” is abstract, leaving visitors to guess what the platform actually does.
TRY THISDeploy AI agents and apps on infrastructure built to scale.
Seen: Agentic Infrastructure
- 2
Cut the empty hero space.
The desktop hero leaves a huge blank gap between the headline and customer logos.
TRY THISReduce the hero height and move the customer logos directly below the calls to action.
Seen: Large blank area below hero content
- 3
Keep mobile logos in frame.
The customer-logo row is cut off at both edges on the phone screenshot.
TRY THISWrap logos onto multiple rows or use a contained, horizontally scrollable logo strip.
Seen: Logo row clipped at both phone edges
REPORT CARD
Tap a row to see why.
The dramatic triangle stands out, but the abstract headline leaves the offer unclear.
“Agentic Infrastructure” and short audience labels provide little concrete explanation.
“Deploy now” and “Talk to sales” are visible, distinct next steps.
The oversized triangle dominates, while desktop whitespace and clipped mobile logos distract.
Recognizable customer logos and named company examples provide visible credibility.
WHAT NOW?
Fix the three things above, then check again and watch the number move.
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Roast my websiteThis is an AI-generated opinion about the first screen of vercel.com at the time of the check. It is meant as honest, light-hearted feedback, not as a statement of fact about the company or its product.